Now let me tell you about the 7 Deadly sins:

1. Pride...thou shalt not have pride in thy neighbor
2. Coveting...thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife
3. Lust...thou shalt not lust after thy neighbor's wife
4. Anger...do not be angry with your neighbor's wife
5. Gluttony...don not eat thy neighbor's wife's...popcorn
6. Envy...do not envy your neighbor's wife
7. sloth...Do not be a slob

And the eighth deadly sin is....PIZZA!!!

from "Bank of Bad Habits" - Barometer Soup by Jimmy Buffett